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Q. What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? A. One was the first to walk on the moon and the other fucks little boys up the ass. |
Question and answer Q: Why don't blondes double recipes? |
Question and answer Q: Did you hear about Pepsi's new soda
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Blondes change a lightbulb Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb. Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb? Blonde: Yes. Operator: The power in the house in on? Blonde: Of course. Operator: And the switch is on? Blonde: Yes, yes. Operator: And the bulb still won't light up? Blonde: No, it's working fine. Operator: Then what's the problem? Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around, and we all fell and hurt ourselves.
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"Hang on Sloopy" is the official rock song of Ohio. |
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| The snow leopard can leapt 30 feet from standstill? | ||||||||||||
| In parts of Alaska, it's illegal to feed alcohol to a moose. | ||||||||||||
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