jokes

Q. Why did Bill Clinton stop playing the saxophone? A. He was too busy playing the hormonica.

Question and answer

Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?
A: Reservations.

Question and answer

Q: What do you call 24 blondes in a cardboard box?
A: A case of empties.

Do you see the dead bird?

A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.
Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. "Awww, look at the dead birdie," she says sadly.
The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, "Where? Where?"
 

did you know

 The only native mammal in Puerto Rico is the bat?