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Q. Why did Bill Clinton stop playing the saxophone? A. He was too busy playing the hormonica. |
Question and answer Q: What do you call a fly buzzing
inside a blonde's head? |
Question and answer Q: What's five miles long and has an
IQ of forty? |
Helping a blond lose weight A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds." When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?" The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" said the doctor. "No, from skipping," replied the blonde.
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23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks. |
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| There are microbes whose optimal growth temperature is above 100 C? | ||||||||||||
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